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PEDERNALES COUNTRY CLUB
by Willie Nelson

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SPITTING, FIGHTING AND GAMBLING IS PROHIBITED
(heh heh)

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UP TO 12 PEOPLE
IN EVERY CAR

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What if we go out together?

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Well, Willie.

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Absolutely perfect.

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I always wanted to sell propane...

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and propane accessories, like you.

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But it came up
this damn music thing.

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Well, one can't change the past.
Let's improvise.

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What in God's name is that?

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Bobby!

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THE KING OF THE HILL

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Son, have you gone crazy?

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Aren't you supposed to call?
What if he was naked?

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Bobby, how many times have I told you?

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Betsy is not a toy.

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It's a 1963 Guild guitar...

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What is that smell? Have you been playing
the guitar with your feet?

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It smells like cheese, dad.

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Why does Betsy smell like cheese?

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It's funny. It's a gag.

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One plays the guitar
with a piece of cheese and says...

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"Look at me. I'm Eddie Cheddar!"

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-It's a Celery Head joke.
-What is Celery Head?

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He is the best comedian in the world.
Always glue things together!

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For example, stick a box of clinex
with some tennis shoes and says...

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"In case your snot runs."

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That's not a joke, son.
It's a waste of glue.

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Well, he makes $3 million a year.

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You must have heard wrong.

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Nobody pays to see things like that.

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Robert Klein is a comedian
that you would pay to see.

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-What's going on here?
-I'm worried about our son.

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A delirious comedian
He taught him to play guitar with cheese.

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You mean Celery Head.
I saw it on Entertainment Night.

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He earns $3 million a year.

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For God's sake, Luanne!
Put on some pants!

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I have them on.

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Don't scare me like that!

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Look at this, Peggy.
Bobby broke Betsy's bridge.

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And it woke me up when I was dreaming
with Willie Nelson for the third time.

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Calm down. It's just a piece of wood
with some cables.

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Wood with cables?
I've had Betsy since high school.

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I took her to the prom with me.
I love her.

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Do you understand what I'm saying?
Do you understand what love is?

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Yes. I love my family.

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Yes. Now you understand.
That's the love I feel for Betsy.

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-I'm going to go back to sleep. You come?
-I'm already up.

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Also, I don't want
make Betsy jealous.

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Luanne, can you sit another way?

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"I sell propane and propane accessories.

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"I'm telling you. Shut up, Dale."

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Willie, no. That street is the wrong way.

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-Wow! What happened to my truck?
-He collided with your lawnmower.

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Maybe I should send the lawnmower
to a child psychologist.

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-Are you angry about something?
-Angry? Because?

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Why does Hank pay more attention to him?
to that stupid guitar than to me?

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Slow down.

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If I break another nail, I won't pass
the final manicure exam.

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Do you have problems
at the beauty institute?

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No.

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I'm also going to do poorly in braiding.

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Braiding always cost them
to the women of our family.

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You know it, I know it
and the whole town knows it.

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It looks like the horn is stuck!

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Do you think so, Bill?

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Yes.

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Damn, Hank!

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You know I can't tolerate loud noises
and sudden when I'm meditating!

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I was one step away from achieving inner peace!

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Be quiet!

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Don't try to take credit for this.

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It wasn't made by me.
It was done through me.

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What is that knocking noise?

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One of those spy helicopters...

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with built-in digital silencer.

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They are still beating the Chinese.

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How did you know
about the spy helicopters?

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I saw it in
alt.conspiracy.helicopters.blacks.

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Listen to something, that internet, man,
It is so that one enters and clicks.

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You enter and start ww.w com.

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And it's full of naked girls, man.

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One clicks, clicks, clicks.
It's very easy, man.

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Bobby, give me that stick!

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Son, I don't think you understand me.

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I'm going to explain something to you.

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One has to respect
the belongings of others.

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Other people's golf clubs are not used
to play with mud balls.

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It's not mud, dad. It's dog poop.

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That boy is not well.

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What a good exercise!
I articulated the joint.

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I feel something strange on my face.

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Carlos!

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You baptize your things, so do I.

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And what do you tell me about that thing?
called Bobby? What are we going to do with it?

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He is determined to destroy
all my belongings.

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Why don't you deposit
that energy into something useful?

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Like that boy without legs
who ran across Canada.

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Maybe you need
spend time with you and talk.

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You and Bobby.

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-I can't now, I'm going to the golf course.
-Take it with you.

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Today we are going to play 18 holes.

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Can you imagine how that can affect
to a boy?

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Bobby, I'm sorry I yelled at you.

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But sometimes you don't listen to me.

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It seems like you have
a concentration problem.

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Bobby?

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Bobby!

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Hey! You killed me!

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You had to be killed.

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I've been thinking, son...

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and I realized
that you have no goal.

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you have to decide
What do you want to do with your life?

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Well. will you take me
to the recreational ones?

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I think you need an example.

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Someone to imitate. An idol.

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Someone other than Broccoli Head.

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What do you think of Eddie Stillson?
Can I imitate him?

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Very good. Eddie Stillson. Which one of the two?

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The spaceship astronaut
or the motorsports champion?

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The one who reached Level 6 of Attacking Ninjas.

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Bobby, when I say "idol" I don't mean
to a video game sufferer.

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If you're not careful, you'll end up
as Jason Adderly's son.

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Don't count me out on this hand, Jason.

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I'm about to burst.

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Sorry, I thought this was the bathroom.
Oh my God!

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Do you know Howard Adderly?

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He is my second idol
after Eddie Stillson.

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Bobby, you need a whole afternoon
of lessons.

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Peggy, I'm taking him to the golf course,
It's over.

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Be careful, Peggy.
I haven't tied Betsy up yet.

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Don't tell me you're going to take that
to the golf course.

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Don't be silly, Peg.
I'm going to take it to fix it.

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Sit in the middle, son. I want
Let Betsy stay in front of the airbag.

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Well, Bobby,
We have to find you an idol.

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-Do you have an idol, dad?
-Clear. It's Willie Nelson.

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Because?

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you could say
who was always my inspiration.

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You see, Willie grew up in Texas,
and I grew up in Texas.

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He loves to play golf
and play the guitar.

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I love to play golf
and play the guitar.

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He had problems with the treasury.

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And a few months ago, I spent hours
completing the income form.

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And they say it's easy.

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Do you have an idol like him?

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Willie Nelson?

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You only say Willie Nelson because I said so.

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No, I like Willie Nelson.

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He has long hair. It's alternative.

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You better take it back.

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I have followed that man since
that went from country to Western...

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and from country to la
adult contemporary music...

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but I don't plan to go any further.

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Look, son. Look at that.

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It is the private golf course
by Willie Nelson.

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ESTATE PROPERTY

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I'm going to show you who's boss
to that braiding machine.

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Luanne, show the people that
In our family someone knows how to braid.

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I'm not afraid of you.
This time I will beat you on your turf.

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Ms. Krezmer!

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Aid!

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It's the bridge, right?

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The bridge is the symptom. The disease
It is a string asymmetry.

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It smells like a navel.

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My son was touching it
with a piece of cheese.

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Like Celery Head?

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"Look, I'm Camembert Humperdinck."

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go back
and arrange the strings alphabetically.

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-Alphabetically by letter or...
-Les.

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-Well.
-OK.

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With cheese or without cheese,
This guitar is beautiful.

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-Do you sell it?
-Not crazy. Fix the bridge, Earl.

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That's what I thought.

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Any guy would sell his wife
before selling a guitar like that.

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I have to remember that.

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I have millions of phrases like that, like...

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"The woman is like the guitar.

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"It is never lent."

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Well, those are the only two I know.

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Many would feel threatened
by Betsy.

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But I don't, I don't care.

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I doubt Betsy will be able to make it home...

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and prepare a steak, then
having spent the day teaching.

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Sale of Used Items

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Thank you very much, Ms. Hillman.

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ARLEN GOLF COURSE - 18 HOLES

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-Santa Claus.
-What are you taking about?

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Santa Claus. He could be Bobby's idol.

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In a period of 24 hours, distribute toys
and joy among all the children of the world.

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Santa Claus is for babies!

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You are very bad, Mr. Grinch.

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Damn Russian titanium alloy.

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I'm nervous because they are the first
holes. Any advice, Boomhauer?

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I'll tell you what you can do.
Leave that arm straight.

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Keep your left hand still, man.
And give it all the speed.

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Let's move forward. Come on, Bobby.

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No, man! I'm out of cigarettes!

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Damn, he went over the fence. Careful!

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Mr. Gribble, who is your all-time idol?

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You will be, if you get me cigarettes.

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And the stripper tells the priest...

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Bill, the boy.

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He tells her: "I decided to repent...

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"and become a nun."

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Nun, man! I'm telling you, man.

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-It's very funny.
-Dad, look at this.

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No, son. No.

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Very good, Bobby!

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It's amazing!

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Son, maybe you're the Lee Trevino of the future.

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Without the weird accent.

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listen to this,
I'm going to let you out in this hole.

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Well.

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Come on, Bobby. Can. Hold on tight.

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And don't hit him like a girl.

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-Can I try again?
-Bobby, come up!

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Hank, get rid of the witnesses.

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Come on, come back here!

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Willie Nelson!

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Check his pockets
Let's see if there are cigarettes.

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Willie Nelson! Oh my god, is he okay?

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-Is there blood coming out of my ears?
-No.

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So I must be fine.

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Oh, Mr. Nelson, I apologize!

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My son is learning to play golf.
My God!

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I am his biggest fan.
I go to all the concerts I can.

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I went to all those from Ayuda al Campo,
less to one.

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I don't like Bryan Adams very much.

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Curse! I wish I had the guitar here
for me to sign it. Take.

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Put something like, say,
"For my best friend."

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No, I don't want him to lie.
"For a good friend."

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"To Hank Hill,
my number one fan."

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Hey, Willie!
I play the guitar too, you know?

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And I play golf. But you already knew that.

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What you may not know
is that you are my idol.

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He took our cart.

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-Did blood come out of your ears?
-No.

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-Then it must be fine.
-You don't understand.

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The opportunity to meet Willie Nelson
It comes only once in a lifetime.

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It has to be something special.

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We meet on the golf course.
He congratulates me on my swing.

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We started talking about music,
We recorded an album, we went on tour...

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and we created a franchise
fried chicken

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Now how is all this going to happen?

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It's my fault for taking the child.

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I apologized to him.

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Are you Hank Hill?

249
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Yes.

250
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I'm tired of being a nobody.
I'm going to show them that I can be better.

251
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I'm going to make my father
feel proud.

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I won't tell dad this.

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EMBARGOED - WILLIE NELSON

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-Is it Ben Crenshaw's golf game?
-Yeah.

255
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I can never get past the sandbar
of the third hole.

256
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Try releasing the button
under the mark of the long shot.

257
00:15:50,980 --> 00:15:53,440
I know you.
You're the boy who sweeps my lawn.

258
00:15:53,510 --> 00:15:55,740
No, I'm the one who hit him on the head.

259
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-With the broom?
-No, with a golf club.

260
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Do you sweep the lawn with a golf club?
Give me what I paid you.

261
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-Hill Residence.
-Dad, guess where I am.

262
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I don't know. Let me think.

263
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Hitting Dwight Yoakam
in the chest with a golf club?

264
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,890
I'm at Willie Nelson's house.
And he wants you to come.

265
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Son, the oven is not for buns.

266
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This is Willie Nelson. I'm almost one-eyed.

267
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-But I'm with your son.
-I'm very sorry, Mr. Nelson.

268
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Bobby had never harassed anyone before,
and it doesn't turn out very well.

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I mean, I shouldn't harass anyone.

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I'll look for it right away.

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Move, rooster.

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Betsy?

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-What a day...!
-Hello, dad!

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Hello, Hank.
Bobby was telling me about you.

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He told me that you play the guitar
and that you have a narrow urethra.

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-And he asked me to sign your guitar.
-Did you sign my guitar?

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"To my number one fan,
"Willie Nelson."

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"The wolf chases the rabbit
even inside the house."

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I was about to make it!

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-Hill Residence.
-Can't you guess!

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I'm at Willie Nelson's house.
He says he invites us to his barbecue.

282
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Yes, I would love to go.

283
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,570
But I'm doing my feet
with the governor.

284
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:32,110
I don't believe you, I have it in front of me...

285
00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:34,670
and he's playing ball
with one of my assistants.

286
00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:36,440
Did you see? That was him.

287
00:17:37,110 --> 00:17:39,010
My God! What do I wear?

288
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:41,240
It doesn't matter. Anything.

289
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:45,450
But don't forget to bring me
Betsy's woven orange strap.

290
00:17:46,220 --> 00:17:49,660
Betsy is a beauty, Hank.
I think Trigger is getting jealous.

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Thanks, Willie. That's great praise
Coming from someone like you.

292
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,430
You know the phrase...

293
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"I would sell my wife
before I sell my guitar."

294
00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:02,330
I already tell you...

295
00:18:02,410 --> 00:18:04,530
you recorded Mr. Tambourine Man...

296
00:18:04,610 --> 00:18:07,010
the one that says, "Come and play me a song."

297
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,480
you changed your name
and you went Zimmerman...

298
00:18:09,550 --> 00:18:10,910
and so you were reborn.

299
00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:13,750
There are a lot of guys around here.

300
00:18:13,820 --> 00:18:17,150
Mad Dog Denim is going to receive
the platinum record. Who knows?

301
00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:20,550
accounting studies
and dear old Boomhauer.

302
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:24,350
Madam, you would have to tilt the glass.

303
00:18:25,860 --> 00:18:29,630
-He's ruining it.
-It's going to be all foam.

304
00:18:34,970 --> 00:18:37,700
Mr. Hopper,
I loved what he did in that movie.

305
00:18:37,770 --> 00:18:42,180
-In which he played a crazy villain.
-Come on, Peggy, you wild thing.

306
00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:46,150
Let's go to Mexico by car.
Come on, right now.

307
00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:49,650
To Mexico. I wonder
How much is a wife worth over there?

308
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:53,250
A guitar? Two guitars?
I'll have to ask Hank.

309
00:18:58,260 --> 00:19:02,360
That man doesn't treat you right, Peggy.
You are a delicate flower.

310
00:19:02,470 --> 00:19:04,630
Do you want me to kick it to death?

311
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:07,500
That's very sweet of you, Dennis.

312
00:19:07,570 --> 00:19:10,130
But Hank would crush you
like an insect.

313
00:19:10,210 --> 00:19:13,840
No. This is something that Peggy Hill
must do on your own.

314
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That's how it's done!

315
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,640
Your son is great, Hank.

316
00:19:25,590 --> 00:19:27,990
Thanks for saying it.

317
00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:31,890
But Bobby has no goals in life,
He has no idols.

318
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:34,590
When I was his age, I revered you.

319
00:19:34,660 --> 00:19:36,830
Well, and Jesus too, of course.

320
00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:39,890
-Won't you be too hard on him?
-I don't know.

321
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:44,530
Just today he broke Betsy's bridge,
my truck collided with the lawnmower...

322
00:19:44,670 --> 00:19:48,270
hit my favorite golf club,
and then it hit you worse.

323
00:19:48,350 --> 00:19:50,400
Wait. Think about it.

324
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:53,450
Bobby wants to play your guitar,
use your lawnmower...

325
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:55,450
and play with your golf club.

326
00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:59,490
I think he does have an idol.
And his name is Hank Hall.

327
00:19:59,590 --> 00:20:01,080
Oh...Hill.

328
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,250
Yes of course.

329
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:03,920
Bobby.

330
00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:10,660
-That?
-I want to thank you...

331
00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:14,600
for helping me meet my idol
and ask him to sign my guitar.

332
00:20:14,670 --> 00:20:16,830
I helped him put ointment on his eye.

333
00:20:16,910 --> 00:20:19,810
I'm going to show you something
What can you do with the guitar...

334
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,000
and without cheese.

335
00:20:23,110 --> 00:20:25,910
I wrote this song a long time ago.

336
00:20:30,690 --> 00:20:33,320
I know a girl with beautiful legs

337
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,960
Who knows how to do good things in the kitchen

338
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:41,230
And her name is Peggy

339
00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:44,790
Peggy-Peg, Peggy-Peg

340
00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:47,270
Peggy, my wife

341
00:20:47,340 --> 00:20:51,470
Peggy, my wife

342
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:56,210
I love you, I love you, Peggy, my wife

343
00:20:57,380 --> 00:21:00,840
And then follows with a riff
Buddy Holly style.

344
00:21:01,050 --> 00:21:03,210
-Oh, Hank.
-Peggy!

345
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:07,850
I didn't realize you were here.
Here, Bobby. Go practice.

346
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:10,420
-Are you sure I can?
-Yeah!

347
00:21:10,490 --> 00:21:14,090
I was about to break you
the guitar in the head.

348
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:18,230
And when I arrived you were playing
that old song and...

349
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,970
I love you, Propane Man.

350
00:21:28,340 --> 00:21:30,510
That braid looked perfect on you, Luanne.

351
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:33,640
Next time, use a little less
of glossy lacquer.

352
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:45,960
What was that chord you made with...?

353
00:21:46,660 --> 00:21:50,560
You have to play a little more
before moving to LA.

354
00:21:54,970 --> 00:21:57,460
-Now?
-Good chord, yes.

355
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:01,870
Play it again.

356
00:22:10,950 --> 00:22:12,510
Ripped by Tonisop

357
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Correction Vic and Kurara
Ashita No Project Team